To the Self-Important Asshole in the Lincoln Who

WILL PROBABLY NEVER READ this. Your desire to climb up my ass and pass me in a NO-PASSING ZONE, then chastize me with your blaring horn is of no moment. That is, by the way, what the SOLID LINE ON BOTH SIDES OF THE EXIT RAMP means — YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

  • You do not have a constitutional right to go faster than everybody else. Sucks to be you.
  • Your relative importance on the road is not established by the kind of car you drive. Get over yourself.
  • The car in front has the right-of-way. Get used to it.
  • Horn blows, so does the driver.

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