So I Get This Cell Spammer

KEEPS CALLING ME on a cell phone that IS listed in the DO NOT CALL registry. It’s from a company trying to sell those vacation condo pitches, in which I could NOT be less interested. I’ve filed complaints with the FTC. Multiple times. It’s like dropping a pebble in a well. Nada.

Now, there’s only two options on the call menu — Accept and Decline. There ought to be a third: Reach Back Down the Line and Rip The %#+@!!#*@ Caller’s Lungs Out, Jim.

No possibility of abuse there.

Don’t start none, won’t be none. It’d never occur to me to use that gratuitously if nobody called me. I’ve got better things to do.

And everybody has your restraint?

Probably not. But that’s the chance you take when you engage in anti-social behavior.

Never get used on innocent people?

Of course it will. That doesn’t justify prior constraint.

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