TAM REPORTS of a recent vandalism.
WHERE the HELL is the Twain estate! Had the man no heirs?
Pssst! Alger! Whispermumbleburblebribberbrispaspsp.
Oh. Right. Forgot. Intellectual property is another one of those things they steal from you when you die. Fucking fascists! They’re as bad as wossname — Artaxerxes? — burnt the Acropolis. Barbarians!